
The Lions and Browns are generally awful, but every now and again they manage to awkwardly fumble around until they have an exciting game against each other. Jake Delhomme is plenty familiar with awkwardly fumbling, a language in which he’ll be fluent in after a season as the starting quarterback for the Cleveland Browns. Unfortunately for Delhomme, the pain that comes with playing for Cleveland has already started. Detroit rookie Ndamukong Suh almost ripped his head off Saturday night, forcing many people who enjoy cocaine to politely ask him if he would ‘relax.’
You know what they say, there’s nothing fixes a case of the Mondays like watching someone’s neck nearly get broken. Video after the jump.


He wanted to pull his helmet off and fill it with ice cream like the novelty DQ sundaes
He should be fined and suspended for his actions. I am talking about the referee. That was f’n awesome. Suh deserves a reward not a 15 yard penalty
If he didn’t go out of the game on the next play due to a knee injury sustained from a pulling guard cracking back on him, Delhomme should fear for his life this season ’cause his line ain’t too fond of him.
Phtttttttt. That happens just walking through the Detroit airport.
Ha Haha Ha. I live in Detroit. That’s funny how we kill each other. Ha Haha Ha.