If you’re ever in the vicinity of Michael Irvin’s belongings you should maybe not touch his hall of fame jacket. The former Dallas Cowboys receiving great was so excited about receiving his hall of fame jacket he refused to take it off when his wife wanted to do it like they do on the discovery channel. I of course am not talking about shark week, though that the idea of Michael Irvin getting eaten by a great white is an image I would love to have burned into my memory bank. Anyway, they allegedly got nasty with his hall of fame jacket on. I wonder if his hookers got the same treatment.
NFL Hall of Famer Michael Irvin on Wednesday chuckled as he told us about the tradition of championship players spending time with the Stanley Cup: “I remember when I was inducted into the Hall of Fame and they gave me my Hall of Fame yellow blazer. I wore it for two straight days. Finally my wife was in bed and said she wanted to make love but that I had to take the coat off. I refused and kept the blazer on because I wanted to perform like a Hall of Famer on the field and off.” -Chicago Tribune
I wonder how his wife gets through those nights. She probably closes her eyes and imagines he’s Steve Young.
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I didnt know doing blow and stabbing people in the neck was called “The Dirty”. Hell, I do that once a month.
“…do it like they do on the discovery channel.”
Nice Bloodhound Gang reference.
Lawrence Taylor wore his on the night in question because it was “non-threatening”.
No biggie. Tiger Woods is masturbating in his Masters jacket until the final divorce numbers get settled.
Irvin and his wife also did it doggystyle so they could both watch X-Files.
I’m shocked… shocked Irvin fucks his wife.
Not surprised, not at all. Pretty cool
He snorted a rail off of Deion’s cock while wearing that jacket as well.
That Steve Young is such a nice young man. He helped me carry my groceries to my car. Being a 90 year old woman my groceries consist of Werther’s Originals and one piece of fruit that I paid for with change.
Steve Young would bang Irvin’s wife except he always hits into the headboard and gets another concussion.