• Meet Spike. He wants you to join his crew. Spike says that he can dance and improve your fitness. I’m not quite so sure.
    TateWatkins.org
  • Animals fought the law, but the law didn’t win: Bears and other crap in the news.
    Uproxx News.
  • Man, I never get sick of these nerdy cheerleader stories.
    Science Cheerleader.

    • broncos getting hosed off

  • Here are some of the downside of social networking; you’ll never avoid all of them.
    Uproxx.
  • Also: Twitter’s Fail Whale re-imagined and reincarnated.
    Ego TV.
  • The cast of The Expendables opened the NYSE last week. Sadly, they left their guns at home.
    Forbes, Unreality Mag.
  • This post is from a series called “Tron Sex Acts,” and I apologize in advance for not having a good “End Of Line” joke for this link.
    UGO.
  • “It recovers the fumble or else it gets the hose again.”
    SB Nation.
  • The 100 hottest athletes of all time. Why yes, it is a slideshow.
    Bleacher Report [slideshow].
  • Insane art fan fetishes…as opposed to sane art fan fetishes?
    Guyism.

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