Remember yesterday when Zyrdunas Ilgauskas wrote a letter to the city of Cleveland, thanking them for everything they’ve done? Remember how classy of a move it was, and how he actually treated the city with respect and dignity? Well, LeBron James doesn’t. He wrote a letter of his own, but I think he got the address wrong. Instead of sending it to Cleveland, he sent it to Akron.
“For all my life, I have lived in Akron, and for that, I am truly a lucky man,” the letter read. “It was here where I first learned how to play basketball, and where I met the people who would become my lifelong friends and mentors. Their guidance, encouragement, and support will always be with me.”
“Akron is my home, and the central focus of my life. It’s where I started, and it’s where I will always come back to. You can be sure that I will continue to do everything I can for this city, which is so important to my family and me. Thank you for your support…you mean everything to me.”–USA Today
Akron was your home, Bron, now it’s Miami. Why didn’t you just thank Cleveland? You don’t have to mean it, but by just thanking the people who did appreciate you, even after you left, you become the bigger man. But far be it from anyone to expect you to actually be mature for once in your life. That’s as ridiclious as not getting your brakes checked at Midas! A joke which is explained after the jump.
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Akron is the meth capital of Ohio, they’re already over it LeBron, it’s Cleveland who is suffering still you idiot
You really need to kill the shitty photoshop – fucking up the site.
Good thing Akron has the Zips to fall back on.
Also, the douche dog (sunglasses, cig, and popped collar) phtotshop is far from shitty, it’s outstanding and appropriate.
Get over it Cleveland, it’s not like he’s the first guy to shun hard work and take the easy way out. Hatred aside, he’s EASILY one of the best #2 guys in NBA history – maybe even better than Scottie Pippen. On the bright side for sports fans everywhere, by running around trying to gravy train rings off of better players, Lebron’s saved us all of that ‘greatest ever?’ nonsense.
It’s going to be fun the first time that he comes back to play and some Cavs fan stabs him. Hilarity will definitely ensue.
I’m at the point that LeBron should be sending pictures of sluts that he’s nailed to the Cleveland media.
Also, my Douchedog thinks your Douchedog’s act is weak, brah. Smoking is for losers.
My Douchedog is picking up bitches in the BMW he got from his dad’s dealership.
On behalf of the nerd populace, I bestow 1 million internets upon you for a Clone High reference.
yea lebron should thank all the people in cleveland that hate him and make racially charged remarks about him, burn his jersey etc., or maybe the owner that did the same thing in the most classless embasrassing display of “I lost my star player” whining. Lebron shockingly left one of the worst cities in america, after wasting 7 years there, under the the worst coach in the nba, and playing with aging vets and role players. He should have stayed forever, but since he left he should give praise to the ignorant cleveland fans that hate him.
And everyone knows you go to Jiffy Lube!
Oh man, as a Cleveland fan, I really want to take on what Nick just said. I’ll grant that Cleveland’s not exactly postcard material, but as far as a sports city, it’s easily in the top. You want to talk fan devotion? The Indians sold out every home game for almost 6 years. The Browns got moved to Baltimore, and purely based on fan devotion, an entirely new franchise was born. I won’t even touch on Cavs fans; I’ll just point out that when LeBron was first entering the draft, he said “I’m staying in Cleveland, and I’m real excited.” The “worst coach in the NBA” quote just shows you have no idea what you’re talking about, because generally the NBA doesn’t give coach-of-the-year awards to that kind of suck. The only “aging vets” on that team was Big Z, and LeBron’s taking him with him. The rest was young talent, like Varejao, Gibson, and oh yeah, some dude named Carlos Boozer. Don’t read Yahoo! sports and expect to know what the fuck you’re talking about, nimrod.
first of all, no matter how nice of an exit lebron would have made cleveland fans would’ve still been mad and upset!!! Second of all, cleveland still has plenty of other players, one person doesnt make a team, if i were a cleveland player,i would be upset that the fans are doubting me as a player and think that w/o lebron i cant win!! Third, stop whining or just take your applauses down to south beach!!
The only people i hear complaining about Lebron is the media AKA ESPN and people outside of cleveland .nobody is bringing him up the CAVS will be just fine without him!!!
isnt weird that the cavs are not scheduled as one of the marquee games…if lebron was on the team, that may have been a different story!! I mean with the BEST record last season,y wouldnt they have a spot!! idk just my opinion!!
G-Spot rocks the g-spot.