Jack Nicklaus played at a charity event in Michigan earlier this week, which is interesting, because if that state was any more poor it would be overrun by AK-47-toting Shiite rebels. It’s funny because their poor and Japanese auto companies make better cars. Why wouldn’t anyone drive a puke-brown refrigerator on wheels that only gets 19 miles to the gallon? HUUURRRRR. Suck it, Detroit.
Anyway, I’m getting off-track. Nicklaus, curiously donning an ensemble that could be describes as Tiger-esque, nailed a 100-foot putt that went up the side of a mountain. Good on ‘im. After his round, Jack made arrangements to get banged by a bunch of broads from Windsor. Using carrier pidgeons. Because he’s old, see.
Tiger Woods, by the way, is holding his own in the PGA Championship, which started today. He finished at two under par, which is good for fifth. Mmm, I could go for a fifth right now, like a fifth of Asian quintuplets, for example. via FARK.
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It’s funny because Michigan is pretty much Little Baghdad anyway.
You mean “they’re poor,” not “their poor.” Come on, Punte. You’re not a YouTube commenter, you actually get paid to write for a living, you should be above things like the their/they’re mistake.
No, what is funny is how you bitches out west will be crying for the water from the Great Lakes in a few years and Michigan and all of the other “rust belt” states tell you to fuck off!
and douchebags like you who believe jap crap is better than us cars are tools. and then you write about some politician fucking up the economy while you drive your piece of shit rice burner.enjoy your shitty life sir. enjoy.
Didn’t Tiger finish at 1 under?
not to be “that guy”, but i was at that event, it was fantastic. And it’s in the southwest corner of the state, closer to Chicago (about 90 mins away) than Detroit.
Still has lots of the poor people though!
To the author:
First of all, as another poster has already pointed out, you kill your credibility as a writer when you don’t know the difference between “their” and “they’re.”
Second, you are a crude, offensive, vulgar, immature punk, as is obvious from the things you write. Grow up and get some manners.
It’s always funny seeing the n00bs making a post when it’s clearly their first uproxx article read and they don’t understand.