‘Gentlemen! You Can’t Fight In Here! This Is The War Room!’

Dan Levy, left, Brian McCarthy, Dan Shanoff, Jerod Morris. NFL Headquarters, New York. Photo by Brian Bassett.

• I’m in a rather badass fantasy football league sponsored by P&G. My almost-corporate team name is “Dayquil: Fighter Of The NyQuil.” Here’s an analysis of the draft that we had yesterday.
  Midwest Sports Fans.
• My fantasy team is here.
  NFL.com.
• Michelle Beadle plays softball with the Jonas Brothers. Oh, Michelle. You could gun down a kennel full of puppies in cold blood and you’d still be adorable.
  Outside The Boxscore.
• Some of the latest and more interesting episodes of drinking and driving.
  UPROXX.
• Another top ten: press soundbites from athletes. “It’s not about the money” notably absent.
  Guyism.
• Does birth control make women smarter? Most of us are too busy plowing women to know for sure.
  Fark.
• Football is almost here. Forget about the teams, we’d better see some good beer commercials this season.
  Rant Sports.
• The best sports pranks of all time. Why yes, it is a list of ten, ordered from least to most humorous. Lucky guess.
  Bleacher Report.
• Las Vegas is America’s most stressed-out city. Can’t imagine why (*blows on dice* *prays*)…
  Asylum.

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