More Ohio news today, not far from where I spent more of my developmental years: the bustling metropolis that is Delhi Township. It’s a story that has everything: video games and deadbeat parenting. Okay, so it has two things…
Joseph Phillips then went to a nearby game buy-back store and sold his son’s things for about a 10th of their value, according to the Delhi Police Department.
Phillips, 28, told police that he is addicted to drugs and has a long criminal history in Indiana. The Enquirer confirmed he has been arrested on drug charges three times between 2006 and 2009 in Dearborn County, Ind.
The woman told the police the value of the stolen goods were $1,070. –The Noob Dad, via Destructoid.
Oh, and then the guy failed to show up for court. Awesome. But let’s be fair here, at least the dad got some money for the gear. MY DAD would have just thrown everything in the garbage, and then lectured me about it like he was doing me a favor. That’s why he’ll always be with me forever *stares longingly at the flowerbed in the backyard* Right, daddy?
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Damn, and I thought my dad was a dick when he put generic cereal in the name brand cereal boxes.
And I thought my dad was a dick when he knocked out two teeth.
And I thought my dad was a dick when on Christmas he gave me a carton of cigarettes, then grabbed me and said, “Hey, smoke up Johnny.”
It’s a good lesson for kids everywhere though: Heroin is more fun than Sonic The Hedgehog.
Only the brown heroin. You can snort that shit.
You grew up in Delhi Township? Howdy neighbor (Green Township)
Correction: Sonic the Hedgehog is more fun on heroin
Fuck Ohio. Ohio is a shit hole. If you live in Ohio you should move… North. We don’t want you down South.
They also put chili and onions on spaghetti in Ohio. Seriously though, what the fuck is wrong with those people?
‘sup with the foul mouth on Pedro Rey? I guess his parents weren’t so great either.