Desperate Meat

• Eva Longoria gets a lot of attention when she sits courtside. I knew the NBA was boring to some people, but that’s crazy. This is like a perverted Norman Rockwell. I mean that in a good way.
  Sports Crackle Pop.
• This week in robot wheelchair news.
  Gamma Squad.
• Here’s the latest from Kanye West if you’re interested. Fresh…respected.
  THE Smoking Section.
• These guys had to lower their standards to get some stinky on their hangdown. That’s different than abandoning standards altogether, but not by much.
  The Smoking Jacket.
• These athletes have nice asses.
  Bleacher Report.
• I’m surprised there aren’t more comic book-style super villians in real life. I feel like the world could use a few.
  Uproxx.
• Here are some of the better jokes from David Hasselhoff’s roast earlier in the week. I guess we didn’t miss much.
  Examiner.
• Also in short supply: internet posts on Martin Luther. No, fellas. That’s not the “I Have A Dream” guy.
  Uproxx.
• This shot-for-shot remake of Journey’s “Separate Ways” looks old to me. Still awesome, though.
  BuzzFeed.
• The 11 worst “Cathy” comics of…whoa, hang on. “Cathy” comics? Did we not find enough strips of “For Better Or For Worse”?
  Guyism.

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