katstacksandcarmelo

You can’t throw a stone without hitting an attention whore with a Twitter account, these days; but in the world of Twitter, there can only be one alpha whore. Her name is Kat Stacks. Kat is notorious for her drama starting, which drove Carmelo Anthony to the edge of sanity, forcing him to put a bounty on her oddly shaped head.

I got 5k for whoever see @ihatekatstacks and slap the sh*t out of her pigeon faced a**. Real talk. U f**cked with the right one now. –Twitter via Hip Hop Wired

Real talk, indeed, Melo. Talk so real it warranted Kat to file a police report. She must not be a fan of Melo’s staunch stop snitching platform.

So the FBI getting involved since its an internet case. Just filed a police report on @CarmeloAnthony. Don’t you ever put my life and my son life in danger! –Twitter via Hip Hop Wired

Kitty has claws, but poor grammatical skills. Far be it from someone as important as Ms. Stacks to use linking verbs or apostrophes correctly. I’ll chalk that one up to Twitter’s ardent 140 character policy. If convicted, Melo could face a conspiring to commit criminal acts charge. Why didn’t they get the Bengals for that years ago?