When commenter cum laude Upstate Underdog sent in this blog post with the headline, “Angels Promotion ‘Steal 3rd’ Begins with 11-Year-Old Breaking his Arm,” I laughed my ass off, mainly because I’m a detriment to humanity. But this kid whose name is inexplicably Beecher Halliday, put me in my place. After breaking his arm on the first few steps to third base from left field, he gets up and keeps running.
Let’s recap: a sixth-grader BREAKS HIS ARM IN FRONT OF 30,000 PEOPLE, only to get up and keep running. Beecher, it’s people like you that add to humanity all of those things that I take away. Video evidence of Beecher’s testicular fortitude awaits you after the jump. I salute you, young sir who stole his name from a porno western movie. Good luck in puberty, not that you’ll need it. via.
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Running with a busted arm was somewhat bad ass, but you have to be tough with a first name like Beecher, much like a boy named Sue.
damn Beecher…. first you get raped by Schillinger, now you trip and fall within running two feet.
Only two comments, and I’ve already been beaten to the Schillinger rape joke? Damn.
Fucking OZ
Umm, rub some dirt on it? Because, like, there is a bunch of dirt right there.
btw Punte, did you fire Ryan and Burnsy?
@ U.U. With all the New-Age sissies in Southern California, Beecher is a tough guy name.
Trust me, a swastika branded on your ass throws off your equilibrium.
Almost as cool as the gay dude who jumped out of the plane with the beer
I’d like to see any of you fuckwads have the balls to get up and keep going, oh yeah…. you’re in front of a computer makin’ fun of him… bunch o’ bitches!