The wind at St. Andrews this weekend was so brutal, it made Noriega look like Mother Teresa. Tiger and his massive biceps did their best to battle the elements, but came up short finishing at 3 under par and in 23rd place. The British Open became Tiger’s seventh consecutive tournament without a title.
More importantly to me, Tiger was caught using some ungentlemanly language after missing an easy putt at 13. I don’t if Tiger or BP has the harder working PR department. At least BP never had sex with Joslyn James. When reached for comment, John Daly said “that guy should really learn some manners,” then smoked a pack of Marlboro Red 100s, downed a bottle of Jack, and passed out face first into a pile of Hooters’ wings.
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he cares…
Thank God there were no camera’s around yesterday morning as I put 3 straight shots OB on #17 at my local muni.
/yeah, I suck at golf
//kind of suck at life, too
///big deal over nothing on Ol’ El Tigre
When Phil misses a putt, he blames his enormous tits.
EP I know Amazonian women used to cut one of their titties off to assist in their archery. Maybe Phil can do this? I think his wife knows a thing or two about the loss of breasts.
/I hate myself
they would not want to mike me when I play good…much less bad…fuknAright
Gee…… he never failed at that OFF the golf course.. what happened?
I think Ole Tiger has other, more important things on his mind……. like just how much of his money and houses his deserving ex wife is going to get.
And when one little panda puts his furry little willy in another panda’s ear, that makes me a very sad panda.