
Colt McCoy married his longtime girlfriend Rachel Glandorf over the weekend, and the couple was surprised with a personalized serenade by McCoy’s Texas Longhorns teammate Jordan Shipley and country music nobody singer Aaron Watson. The song, entitled “When I Grow Up, I Want to be Like Colt McCoy,” drew laughs with each line as Watson and Shipley shared the twangy crooning duties, but the biggest reaction wasn’t over a line about McCoy or his Baylor track star wife. Nope, the crowd went nuts to a reference to former Florida Gators quarterback Tim Tebow.
As you can see around the 1:49 mark, the line “Gettin’ sick and tired of folks gettin’ fired up, rubbin’ shoulders with Tim Tebow” creates quite the frenzy at McCoy’s wedding reception. Tebow later stopped by the reception to turn the guests’ water into wine and to drop off his present, which was a handmade booklet of Free Circumcision coupons.
McCoy is currently an unsigned draft pick of the Cleveland Browns, and will eventually compete for a spot in the depth chart with Brett Ratliff and Seneca Wallace behind starter and interception machine Jake Delhomme. Shipley, on the other hand, needs about 16 more arrests before he can even be considered a member of the Cincinnati Bengals organization. Oh, and McCoy’s new wife?



Tebow also washed everyones feet at the wedding before the water into wine thing.
Who played third fiddle? Was it Charlie Daniels?
I’m going to invoke my right of “Prima Nocte” with Mrs. McCoy. The problem with Texas is that it’s full of Texans.
I’m sure Tebow will take the west way out of this situation and turn the other cheek.
Tim Tebow Math Facts!
Tebow + Children’s Penis = Match Made in Heaven!
“rubbing shoulders with Tim Tebow”
You just know little Timmy is used to having his shoulders rubbed by his priest/pastor/whateverthefuck
You should all be ashamed of yourselves. This whole article is just an excuse to assassinate the outstanding character of Tim Tebow. I doubt you’d hear such colorful rhetoric at an aetheist rally. You should all take a good long time to ponder the state of your pathetic lives.
HOOK’EM HORNS, but that song was terrible.
I love this article. We needed a little honky tonk in Cleveland. Looks like we’re getting a lot. whooa!
Awesome – absolutely awesome article – probably shouldn’t be saying it must its true lol
haha the jealousy of Tebow is amazing
Uh….wasn’t Tebow drafted a full round ahead of McCoy?
Colt McCoy’s wife gives me a longhorn. HEIYO!!!