Colt McCoy married his longtime girlfriend Rachel Glandorf over the weekend, and the couple was surprised with a personalized serenade by McCoy’s Texas Longhorns teammate Jordan Shipley and country music
nobody singer Aaron Watson. The song, entitled “When I Grow Up, I Want to be Like Colt McCoy,” drew laughs with each line as Watson and Shipley shared the twangy crooning duties, but the biggest reaction wasn’t over a line about McCoy or his Baylor track star wife. Nope, the crowd went nuts to a reference to former Florida Gators quarterback Tim Tebow.
As you can see around the 1:49 mark, the line “Gettin’ sick and tired of folks gettin’ fired up, rubbin’ shoulders with Tim Tebow” creates quite the frenzy at McCoy’s wedding reception. Tebow later stopped by the reception to turn the guests’ water into wine and to drop off his present, which was a handmade booklet of Free Circumcision coupons.
McCoy is currently an unsigned draft pick of the Cleveland Browns, and will eventually compete for a spot in the depth chart with Brett Ratliff and Seneca Wallace behind starter and interception machine Jake Delhomme. Shipley, on the other hand, needs about 16 more arrests before he can even be considered a member of the Cincinnati Bengals organization. Oh, and McCoy’s new wife?