
1: COSTANZA! – This truly is the Summer of George. First his boss dies, and now he’s starring in a made for Lifetime movie. Everything’s coming up George.
2: Erin Andrews – First she was at the ESPYs, looking really attractive, and pretty soon she’ll be all legally blonde in the courtroom. There’s a very high chance she’ll be looking attractive. Here she is eating a sandwich.

3: Kimmy K – Could have snuck into the top two if Darnell Dockett hadn’t knocked her down a peg or two. She’s still a top 10 prospect in my book.

4: John Daly – John took his awesome pants and mean mug to St. Andrews, and played well yesterday. He’s not hitting the ball as well today, but 30 mph winds are a pretty reasonable excuse.
5: Hedo Turkgolu – The party machine was lucky enough to get that huge contract of his out of Toronto and down to Arizona. This will be his third team in three years.
6-10 after the jump.
6: Carlos Zambrano – Out of anger management and ready for his comeback. You know, until he gets knocked around in the first inning and blows up on the Cubbies again.
7: Chad Ochocinco – The reality show is a genius idea. What’s better than having 85 women fighting for your love and affection? Winning the Super Bowl? Yes, yes it is.
8: Kobe Bryant – Who came out of the whole LeBron situation better than Kobe? He got a ringing endorsement from MJ, and is no longer the most hated NBA superstar.
9: WSOP – PUNTE returns from the WSOP on Monday. Good news for those of you who have grown tired of my constant typos and bad jokes.
10: Beach Babes – It’s summer time, so get out of the office early to hit the beach and eye grope hot bikini girls. I know that’s what I’ll be doing. Why doesn’t anyone say babes anymore?
Some bonus Kimmy and Erin Andrews, because you deserve it.


A lot of people still use the word babes, at least the people who run shavedbabes.com still do.
She’s still a top 10 prospect in my book.
So you’ve got a thing for goats? Or centaurs?
UU, calm down you hunk of beefcake!
“What’s better than having 85 women fighting for your love and affection? Winning the Super Bowl?”
How about winning a single playoff game in your entire career?
Come on, flexors, in Ocho’s defense, he hasn’t even been in very many playoff games.
Hey Ryan, your jokes aren’t bad and typos aren’t a big deal except to the sticklers. I think you just need to tighten up your posts a little. I don’t think every story needs 3,000 words.
#5 should have read Toronto Raptors as they got rid of the illiterate Turk and ditched his albatross like contract in the process.
she is one ugly cunt