MM: The Amazing Technicolor Sportcoat

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• Taylor Lautner’s abs are the envy of Marines-turned-bloggers everywhere. That’s why I’m camped squarely in Team Jacob. Mmmm.
  Uproxx.
• Would you like some free head? You might want to follow Bobbi Eden on Twitter.
  Deadspin.
• This cat got Rick Rolled and was none too happy about it.
  Guyism.
• John Stamos with exotic dancers and cocaine. Allow me to make the first “Uncle Jesse and the Strippers” reference.
  Fark.
• Ken Griffey Jr. has a “tribute shoe” out now from Nike. Enjoy wearing them and straining your hamstring every three months. Fresh…Respected.
  THE Smoking Section.
• Let’s find a ripoff edition of a not-s-popular comic book and auction it off for charity. Whatever.
  Asylum.
• Strange things are afoot at the San Diego Zoo. Linked especially for the photoshop.
  Gamma Squad.
• I don’t give a damn what the label says…these are not men’s shoes.
  FilmDrunk.