
Tim Lincecum, with his flowing mane and impish baby face, is such a dreamboat. The Cy Young winner generally gives his fans some love, but this time he did literally (/slaps knee, while hysterically laughing). Tim took time out of whatever it is pitchers do in the dugout to make a young lady’s wildest fantasies come true.
A girl at the Giants game lost her kiss virginity…she meets Giants ace pitcher Tim Lincecum for the second time, but this time he kisses her…and it’s her first kiss ever..in the background you could hear a dude say..” I didn’t get a kiss” Oh yea.. he also signed a baseball for her little brother..What a great guy.. –Terez Owens
They say chivalry’s dead, but thankfully guys like Lincecum are there to make the rest of us look better. In fact, instead of holding a door for an old lady, I’ll purposely slam it in her face. They’re called boot straps, sweetheart, pull yourself up with them. Video after the jump.
–via Terez Owens


Yet when I kiss 12 year old girls, everyone looks at me like I’m a weirdo.
That video is just a 4-pack of wine coolers and box of condoms away from a visit by Chris Hanson.
First kiss. . .and a contact high! Win/Win!
look at her waiting for him to call her something already… your just another notch on the belt honey
I wonder if he toed her rubber after the game.
Lincecum? More like Lotsacum AMIRITE???
Richard Dawson approves.
I give it 2 years before her paper mache Lincecum isn’t good enough and she accidentally kills him in his sleep.
it wasnt her first kiss, shes fucked atleast half the team and some of the peanut vendors!
I lost my kissing virginity to Tim Lincecum too, slut.