LeBron Wants To Sleep with Your Kids
07.21.10
Not like that, you pervert. The former King of Cleveland’s image will be plastered all over his new furniture line, Home Court by LeBron James. There were concerns on whether or not the deal would go through, LeBron’s enormous head is known to give kids nightmares.
Will parents in Cleveland approve of their children sleeping on LeBron James
That question will be answered in the coming months, as American Signature, the company that signed the former Cleveland Cavaliers star in February, has confirmed to CNBC that it will continue with its plans to launch a collection of items inspired by James.
“Our relationship with LeBron has not changed,” Jonathan Schottenstein, chief operating officer of American Signature, said in a statement provided to CNBC. “The youth collection by LeBron James focuses on his commitment and relationship with America’s youth. We are looking forward to this introduction in the Fall.” –Sports Biz with Darren Rovell
Children should be way more afraid of LeBron than the Boogie Man. There’s no way the Boogie Man has LeBron’s vertical jump or wing span.

Delonte West will buy some furniture then bang LeBron’s mom on it.
Too easy.
His signature bed features a knife in the springs that will randomly stab you in the back.
The furniture includes drawers to store tampons and special lining to absorb your vagina juice.
Michael Jordan would never have slept with your kids. He just wanted to beat them. As do I.
At least Magic Johnson doesn’t wanna sleep with your kids.