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Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian have been married for nearly a year now, and thankfully, they haven’t gotten on my nerves during that time. So much for that, because the two have had their pitch for a reality TV show heard, and by God, their prayers have been answered. In a completely unrelated story, the underemployment rate is sky high.

The show will chronicle shock-jock Khloe’s quest to get pregnant by her multi-million-dollar Laker husband, in addition to other gripping storylines — like furnishing her McMansion — according to reports.

E! would not confirm plans for a series. However, the network is home to all of the Kardashians’ other ventures including “Keeping Up With the Kardashians,” “Khloe and Kourtney Take Miami,” and the show sister Kim produces, “The Spin Crowd.” –NYPost via –USAToday

I have so many problems with those two paragraphs, but most particularly with the use of the word gripping. Why? Because gripping implies that my eyes will be gripped to the screen, unable to turn away from Khloe waddling around her mega house bitching about the feng shui of her dog’s bathroom. I’m not saying that I watch a lot of E!, but there’s no way in hell this show can even touch Pretty Wild. I think I could have fun with those girls (link NSFW). Lamar Odom’s on TV all the time. Vernon Davis on TV is something to watch. If there’s not footy, it’s fiction, so video evidence is after the jump. (Possibly NSFW)