Joakim Noah Wants to Get High
07.22.10
It’s pretty common knowledge that athletes ‘partake’ from time to time, so it should come as a surprise to no one that pictures of Joakim Noah shopping for a bong have been released.
These photos were taken in March, on Chicago’s North Side (on a block known affectionately as “Head Shop Row”). At the time, Noah was recovering from plantar fasciitis, an ailment that would sideline him for nearly a month.
The Bulls, caught off guard when we alerted them to the photos, gave us an official “no comment.” –Deadspin
Of course Joakim Noah is a stoner. I mean, just look at him. You have to smoke weed if you have hair like that. My problem is deciding if I’d rather hang out with Hot Bong Girl or Stoned Birthday Dog. Too bad it’s a choice I’ll never have to make. Pictures of Joakim are featured over at Deadspin, and after the jump.



Images via Deadspin

I bet it isn’t even Stoned Birthday Dog’s birthday.
There should be a law requiring all chicks to wear bikini bottoms when they hit a bong.
It’s medicinal. It’s for his plantar fasciitis.
Hey Rusty, this is exactly the type of news WL should be posting.
let him get high maybe he will fly like mike or try
Well, at least he doesn’t smoke cock. *cough* LeBron *cough*
@Punte
Dave’s not here man
Yea Rusty, because it’s very clear that everyone on WL is rabid anti-pot. You jackass.
/bangs on door of comment section
There’d better not be anyone talking about pot in there!
A post with a picture of Hot Bong Girl and Stoned Birthday Dog and someone is complaining about it?
He was buying it for a friend! And it’s for tobacco!
@Rusty, so you’re the spokesman for the entire world, are you? Awful comment, Rusty, just awful. You sound like an idiot.
“It should come as no surprise”
You’re exactly right, no one cares if someone, gasp, smokes pot! Awful post WL, just awful.