Our favorite Cowboys coach of all time boner pill spokesman, Jimmy Johnson, will take his talents to CBS for the newest season of Survivor. Despite being 67 and unable to get an erection, I still feel that he’s qualified. I’d rather be stranded on a deserted island than in the same room as Terry Bradshaw for hours on end.
Mark Francesutti and Barry Horn of the Dallas Morning News reported early Tuesday morning that Johnson joined the cast of Survivor, which started taping at the end of June. Taping only lasts 39 days, so Johnson will be back well before the FOX studio show starts.
The idea seems bizarre, but Johnson previously mentioned in an interview he almost joined the cast a few years back, but he failed a physical. (Maybe those pills he’s taking really do help!) –PFT
Is Jimmy Johnson going senile? Why would he do this? I can’t imagine he needs the money, he’s getting checks from Fox and Extenze. Maybe Fox isn’t paying him enough. He deserves a raise for humiliating himself every week. Made-up reports indicate that the Extenze marketing department is talking to Keith Olbermann, only to ensure that their advertising is fair and balanced. I’ll bet that the ladies on the The View have something to say about Jimmy’s decision making. Their take after the jump.
Barbara Walters talking about erections makes me never want to have sex again. I could really use some Alice Eve in my life right now.
Much better.
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“Barbara Walters talking about erections makes me never want to have sex again.”
Not to mention Whoopi and that sour cunt Joy Behar. More Alice Eve please.
This will never work out. There’s not an editor alive who can keep Jimmy’s yacht out of the shot.
“I’m thirsty. Who wants a mimosa?”
Pringles Dog never has issues with his red rocket.
I still want to see video of him having dinner with the “Extenze dinner with the coach” contest. There is no way that Foot long hot dogs are not the main course.
For a second there I thought I had read that Jimmy Johnson was joining the band Survivor. That would have been far more awesome.
Extenze doesn’t give you a boner, it makes your dong bigger. Also, I prefer the Extenze commercials before Jimmy Johnson, where they would put some random hottie next to some ugly douche and make him say “it’s bigger” without ever saying what “it” is.
At long last I had a chance to sit back and watch this past week’s episode of Survivor. We observed Jimmy J wind up being dispatched back home. Coach unfortunately did not survive very long. I thought that Dan should’ve been sent packing he’s honestly struggling. I don’t consider that Jimmy Johnson would have been a threat this early on in the game. Coach Jimmy was one of the most interesting players given his history as a National Football League coach. They could quite possibly have held onto him a bit longer.