‘Consequences Will Never Be The Meat’

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• Heather Rae Young looks great in two colors: red and everything else.
  The Smoking Jacket.
• The video game industry could use a shot in the arm. Here are five potential areas for improvement.
  Uproxx.
• Nine athletes that have battled inanimate objects and lost.
  Clutch.
• WL contributor Ryan Walsh has a drink recommendation for you, and it’s already mixed and ready to go.
  Uproxx.
• Scotch tape finally rolls out a marketing campaign that I can get behind…around…whatever.
  Ads Of The World.
• These celebs are doing a horrible job of faking soccer fandom.
  Who Ate All The Pies.
• The one low post move that Kevin Durant hasn’t learned yet.
  @KDthunderUP.



• The best games college football will give us in 2010. Not that we’re getting excited or anything.
  Bleacher Report.
• Vince Mancini is in San Diego for Comic-Con. He’s already knee-deep in weird.
  FilmDrunk.
• “The Price Is Right” has never been so scary. Fresh…respected.
  THE Smoking Section.
• Here’s a link to those Old Spice Guy videos on YouTube if you’re one of the six people that hasn’t seen them yet.
  Urlesque.
• This is why you don’t cancel the prom on lesbian teens in the South.
  FARK.
• Here’s an argument against 3D television. Sure, we’ll never buy it, but the next generation will be a much easier sell.
  NY Sport Space.
• Another trailer for the new Tron movie. *grabs glow-in-the-dark lotion*
  Gamma Squad.