Just in case you forgot, here’s a list of some of the players the Detroit Pistons could have selected with the #2 overall pick in the 2003 draft: Carmelo Anthony, Dwayne Wade, Chris Bosh, Chris Kaman, Michael Pietrus, Kirk Hinrich, T.J. Ford, David West, Kendrick Perkins, Leandro Barbosa, Josh Howard, and Boris Diaw. Six of those guys have made All-Star teams, while the others have become valuable role players in the league. But the Pistons (much like Adriana Lima) found the allure of a Serbian irresistible.
But Timberwolves GM David Kahn will be damned if all that Serbian talent goes to waste. He signed Darko this summer, and has given him a chance to compete for the starting job in Minnesota. Chris Webber seemed puzzled by the decision, puzzled enough to ask David just what he saw in Darko. Kahn, the same man who just traded Al Jefferson to Utah for Kosta Koufos and cap space, gave a horrible, horrible answer.
Kahn spent the first five minutes of the two-part 10 minute interview on the new culture of the Timberwolves. He was rambling but he didn’t sound like an idiot. He saved that for the second part of the interview when he compared Darko Milicic to Vlade Divac and Chris Webber. C-Webb politely told Kahn not to use his name in the same sentence as Darko. He should have told him to resign immediately. –You Been Blinded
I’d feel sorry for any Timberwolves fans, if they actually existed. They have to be the most poorly managed team in the history of sports. Well, except for the Clippers.
–You Been Blinded
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Even the 1984 Portland Trailblazer laugh at the Pistons’ 2003 draft.
Misspelling Milicic AND Koufos? You are making enemies in the eastern bloc, Walsh.
Adriana is married to Jarko not Darko
Nice spelling there withleather
Fred, try reading the sentence again.
Also, it’s Marco Jaric. Not Jarko.
Jaric is also Serbian, which is why I mentioned Lima. But that’s some pretty bad spelling wither way you slice it.
*either way you slice it. I’m struggling today.
C-Webb makes way too big a deal out of this. All Kahn asks is when Webber felt comfortable in the league. Don’t get me wrong, Kahn is a massive idiot but it was an innocent question.
*Obligatory KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHNNNN
You’ll all eat your words. – Timberwolves fan
Actually, Darko is more of a man that Chrissy Webber will ever be.
Watch that tape where he flips out after a euro cup loss that he attributed to ‘that italian cunt of a referee’ where he said he would fuck his daughter out of spite.
Passion and anger and rage… Rasheed probably cried a bit that night out of pride.
Webby would have went to the locker room and cried about it to mommy how the ref was mean to him.
Which is how Chrissy should be remembered: a loser who chocked every time, who wanted to be the man (and help destroy the team that brought fun back to the NBA) but never had the balls to be one. Who every time the team was down had a look: watery eyes and quivering lips, looking like he would cry at any moment.
You’d see that look and you knew that he was done for the night.
In a foxhole or on a court, Id rather have the guy who wants to rip the face of an italian cunt of a referee and fuck his daughter, than a momma’s boy who looks like hes gonna bawl any moment.
In non-basketball terms: Webber is a pussy. World class pussy.
If I was Darko, Id rather get compared to a flaming faggot than the spineless jellyfish that is Webber.
Darko should be pissed that he gets compared to a gaping vagina like C-Section.