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  • The rollout of Uproxx News continues. Get ready to immerse yourself in the knowledge about teeth.
    Uproxx.
  • Dog gets adopted by dancers at a gentleman’s club. Can’t a Pinscher get a table dance?
    Oh Mi Dog.
  • When NFL IT goes bad, Houston Texans logos show up on the Denver Broncos site.
    Reddit.
  • Kanye West is on Twitter. Fresh…respected.
    THE Smoking Section.
  • Create energy from all that “work” you do in your office. No, not that office. The one with all the porcelain.
    Gamma Squad.
  • Matt Ufford’s mailbag is up at KSK. Fortunately, fantasy football is almost here.
    Kissing Suzy Kolber.
  • That Arizona immigration bill was shot down in federal court yesterday. Here’s a nice, unbiased roundup of opinion on it.
    Law Blog/WSJ.
  • You should write a book for poker pro Scotty Nguyen. No, seriously. But use emotion, baby!
    The Price of Poker.
  • Dan Dees is a bit of a headcase, but he surely makes pretty pictures.
    Uproxx.
  • Miami is a good place to get plowed after a marathon.
    The Smoking Jacket.
  • This is what the kids are doing these days. Besides each other.
    Guyism.
  • Leo DiCaprio pulled out…of Mel Gibson’s latest movie. Oh man, I totally had you there for a sec.
    FARK.

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