robert green elizabeth minett

If I only had a dollar for every time I’d heard this one: English national team goalkeeper Robert Green is kinda sorta blaming his lapse in net Saturday on “girl troubles.” No, I’m not referring to a woman’s menstrual cycle, sicko. Green, whose butterfingered gaffe led to a Clint Dempsey goal for the United States, and ultimately a 1-1 draw in Saturday’s match, is suffering through a breakup with Canadian model Elizabeth Minett.

Dan Grant of Next Canada models confirmed Minett is a model with his agency.

“I can’t offer much of a comment,” Grant said. “They’ve been separated for a while now. “I talked to her this morning and she said, ‘No comment.’”

Minett is listed as a co-host on season 12 of the HDNet series Get Out! – a TV show that features bikini-clad models in “exciting travel and adventure.” –Toronto Sun, eh?

Wow, your life must be pretty bad if you’re getting dumped by Canadians. I just don’t understand why a guy in England decided to date a Canadian model. Whom he met in Canada. What’s the point of that? You know, besides dating someone smoking hot and getting a piece of that great white ass every so often? I guess what they say about English guys is true? No, I was asking you. What do they say about English guys?