The Boston Celtics must be feeling pretty dejected after losing the NBA Finals in a Game 7 to the LA Lakers. Fortunately for the Celtics, they have celebrities (/cough, cough) to pat them on the back, give them a cookie dough log, and tell them that “everything’s going to be OK”. How did said celebrities console their crestfallen Celtics? By paying the Boston Globe for a full page newspaper ad.
A group of the Celtics’ most famous fans, ranging from actors and comedians to other Boston-area pro athletes, has honored the team with a full-page advertisement in the Globe this morning.
“You are our 2010 World Champions” reads the ad, which was signed by television personality Maria Menounos, comedian Dane Cook, actor Eliza Dushku and musician/actor Donnie Wahlberg. Patriots Wes Welker and Vince Wilfork and Wilfork’s wife, Bianca, also signed the ad, as did several others from the entertainment industry: — Chris Evans, Michael and Michelle Chiklis, Chris Ivery, Ellen Pompeo, Keven Undergaro and Christopher Mintz-Plasse. –Boston.com
I know who Cook, Dushku, Menounos, the Pats players, and Mintz-Plasse are. Outside of that, I have no idea. Does Mark Whalberg have a brother, and is he a musician? Jesus, that sounds terrible. If I was Brian Scalabrine, or any other Celtic for that matter, knowing Dane Cook felt sorry for me would make me more upset than the loss to the Lakers. At least the Lakers didn’t “act” in Good Luck Chuck, My Best Friend’s Girl, or Employee of the Month. I’d be the most upset if I had to actually watch those “movies.” If Eliza Dushku and Maria Menounos wanted to make me feel better, I could think of a couple things they could do. Like my laundry, for instance. The best kind of Celtics fans after the jump.
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More evidence that Hollywood “celebrities” are fucking idiots.
/Chiklis gets a pass for being awesome on The Shield
UU, and his one-off in Seinfeld.
We did the same thing in Orlando. It was me, Mickey Mouse and Joey Fatone. Vince loved it.
Where were they when the fucking Pats blew it against the Giants? I’m sure the Big Three love to have a bunch of no name assholes consoling them.
No, Vic Mackey does NOT get a pass for this. He better go rob the Money Train again to make amends.
Donnie Wahlberg is actually a surprisingly GOOD actor – he was C. Carwood Lipton in Band of Brothers (and was also good in the Sixth Sense). As a musician, not so great – he was in New Kids on the Block (Jesus, Ryan, how young are you that you don’t know this? 15?). Donnie could invent a cure for cancer one year and AIDS the next and he’d still be a laughingstock for the years he spent prancing around with those pansies.
Dane Fucking Cook.
Little Ms. Run-Home-To-Her-Daddy ran home to her daddy
These must be those celebrities who go to games just to get out of the house that Paul Pierce was talking about.
Chiklis was The Commish.
No pass.
MMMMmmmm…Dushku….MmmMmMMMMMMmmmmm
Donnie Wahlberg was a member of New Kids on the Block and is a pretty well-established actor. You should Google these people before you write these articles!
Where are the sexy pics of Ellen Pompeo? Oh, right.
If you look in the dictionary under the word “bandwagon”, you will find a female Boston sports fan wearing a pink hat.
Ha Ha Where are the celebrities, what a joke raise a banner that says we took kobe to 7 games. lol fuck boston
I love how Bianca Wilfork was a name that signed this. She was a big twitter star when Vince was in contract negotiations with the Pats. This bitch is angling to be on the Real Housewives of Massachusetts. Puke.
On a sidenote, I’d nail Maria Menounos in front of my wife and kids on Christmas morning if given the opportunity.
I get not knowing who the rest are but Mark Wahlberg was in Invincible
(and the remake of the Italian Job, which you probably didn’t see but man, they hyped the fuck out of that movie)
twenty bucks says Maria’s serve shanked off about 15 feet away from the net. Any takers?
Don’t doubt for a second the only thing you could think for Maria Manounos & Eliza Dushku to do for you…any women, for that matter…is your laundry.
P*ssy.