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  • Tiger Woods mistress Rachel Uchitel is in court, perhaps to get an injunction on the end of her 15 minutes of fame.
    TMZ.
  • I rolled out another podcast on KSK. We discussed Tiger Woods and Jaguars football. There was plenty of schadenfreude to go around.
    Kissing Suzy Kolber [audio].
  • …and Brandon and I also appeared as guests on Fanscribe Radio’s podcast. We talked a lot of DC and Ohio stuff, and we ripped on Nigerians. They deserved it.
    FanScribe [audio].
  • Food Network Humor. I always though Guy Fieri’s haircut was bad enough to get laughs on its own.
    Warming Glow.
  • Adrianne Curry dresses up as slave Leia and Wonder Woman. I always thought it was hot when Wonder Woman tied people up.
    Unreality Mag.
  • The nation’s first (?) comic book chain could be right around the corner and filled with fat Storm Troopers before you know it.
    Gamma Squad.
  • Nike is putting on some event for Africa, but you could get some free gear out of it…Fresh…Respected.
    THE Smoking Section.
  • Athletes-turned-models…these kids are in the top of their class.
    Bleacher Report.
  • Jack Nicholson. Topless. Hope you skipped breakfast.
    Urlesque.
  • These NBA Draft suits really needed to be shipped back to the waiver wire.
    Guyism.