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  • Venus Williams and her wardrobe have been ousted from the French Open. We’ll miss the wardrobe…
    Outside The Boxscore.
  • Ashley Judd’s husband won the Indy 500. Good job, whatever your name is. We’ll be ogling some images of your wife now.
    Guyism.
  • Sexy Celebrities With Ugly Significant Others: A Field Guide
    Uproxx.
  • Sorry, fellas, but the humor for this comic is in another castle.
    Dorkly.
  • Denmark eats more meat than we do. Nigeria is more than a little jealous.
    Asylum.
  • Apparently, Jimmy Neal is a former NASCAR driver who was arrested for attempted rape. Was this guy even on the big Cup circuit? I have a hard enough time caring about NASCAR as it is.
    TMZ.
  • If Kobe is better than LeBron, let us count the ways.
    Bleacher Report.
  • Don’t write a “diversity scorecard” post for fall TV shows and then not hand out any scores. That’s either brain-dead or lazy. Let’s go with “brain-dead.”
    TV Squad.
  • Remember this kid that covered Lady Gaga? He just signed onto Ellen DeGeneres’ record label. Apparently, sue has one.
    Billboard.