The Duke lacrosse team finally learned how to rape on the field, as they penetrated Notre Dame to a 6-5 victory. When asked to comment, Duke fans popped all of the collars on the shirts they were wearing and started yelling about the car dealership their dad owns. The game went into overtime for the second year in a row, but was over quickly.
And then in five short seconds, CJ Costabile did what four years couldn’t do. The sophomore long pole won the opening faceoff in overtime, sprinted down the field and scored to give Duke a 6-5 victory over Notre Dame, its first lacrosse national championship and the ultimate cathartic moment. –ESPN
Lax bros from Cape Cod to Chevy Chase then proceeded to shotgun like 20 beers in an hour, bro, and totally railed out your girlfriend. The kegger they threw at Beau’s place was so awesome that every slam piece on campus came and got hot beef injections. The bros then kicked them out, smoked a bowl, and watched the first five seasons of Entourage. Ultimate lax bro Brantford Winstonworth gives his comments after the jump.
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“You know, people just think of me as this kick-ass lacrosse player, but there’s more to me than just that. I also play football in the fall.”
I celebrated the win by beating my girlfriend to death and stealing her lap top. Too soon?
Ooops- it looks like you posted the wrong vid clip. The clip you posted is for “A Truly Breathtaking Douchebag”. What? Oh- okay. I stand corrected- it seems that 98.29% of all college lacrosse players are world-class douchebags.
You know, there was no rape, just a false accusation a grotesque abuse of power by the AG, and a profane demonization of innocents by 88 people who were in positions of authority over a completely and proveabely, (within a couple weeks of the initial charge) false charge against young men who happened to be at a place where most young men have been, who also happened to have the misfortune of being accused by a drugged out prostitute?
Just saying.
@Douglas i’m aware. but “falsely accused of sexually assaulting Notre Dame” isn’t very funny
true, any reference is complete crap.
Cuz it’s all built on complete crap.
Random thing, when I was in the Corps, the Baddest badass I knew, as far as physical fitness was a lacross player from Maine.
dude was built like an angry truck, towing a trailor of nice.
I think there is a law in Maine. “Must be very nice.” I’m not sure, but the few I have known, were just NICE PEOPLE!
A chicagoin like me could barely recognize them as men, if it weren’t for the fact that 2 of them could kick the crap out of me, if they ever decided to not be nice.
good thing they were nice, cuz I’m a chicagoin.