Raleigh McCammon, pictured above, has completed the paper work to be eligible for the June 24th NBA Draft. Because, honestly, who doesn’t need another skinny, baby faced, white guy on their team? Raleigh, which is a really stupid name, entered himself in the draft because he lost a wager with one of the AAU players he coaches.
“One of the kids said, ‘Hey, we have a deal, if you make it to the finals of the league, will you enter the draft?’ and I said fair enough.”
So Raleigh submitted the paperwork along with an impressive resume.
“There’s a spot on the official forms for all your stats, and so I had these ridiculous numbers I posted. It was like 30 points and 30 rebounds, and I had an asterisks by each of them. At the end I said these are estimations based on Xbox.” –WBIR via TerezOwens
Funny enough, the NBA has accepted the University of Tennessee freshman’s entry into the draft. Minnesota GM and idiot savant David Kahn is already anticipating taking McCammon with the 4th overall pick, making Bill Simmons, or anyone with a pulse a better option for the Wolves. “But he’s a 30 point, 30 rebound stud.” Kahn said, when asked for comment. “It’s like he’s the second coming of Ricky Rubio.” Video after the jump.
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Kahn will only take him if he’s a PG.
Are you wearing flip flops??? Terrible…take a lap.
Flop, come here for a second. Alright, these are for you.
And there’s a steel toe in there. Don’t be afraid to use it.
What the hell is that? Its diet. Do I look like I need to be on a diet? Terrible… take a lap.
Looks like a few people are watching IASIP on Comedy Central.
This would be a funny story …. except for the fact that my buddy did the same thing in 1992.
His limp wristed left hand is reminiscent of John Amaechi.
Some SI writer did this in the 80s as a college student – he even talked with a confused NBA official – Marty Blake – about his early entry into the draft.
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