wade bosh lebron kobe lobster dogI don’t know how these sorts of rumors get started, but the idea is floating around out there that Miami will make a play to re-sign Dwyane Wade and acquire Wade’s fellow free agents Chris Bosh and that one guy that quit in the playoffs last year. I don’t really buy it, and neither does Chris Bosh.

“I don’t see it happening,” Bosh told us this past weekend of the idea of the three playing together on the Heat.
“I don’t even know how it would work. It sounds pie in the sky. Riley is known as a guy who is like a mastermind-type genius. He’s probably having a vision one day. But who knows? I don’t see it happening.” –Miami Herald.

I know exactly how it would work–you’d play each game with three basketballs. It’s the only way that every guy would get his shots. With Paul Pierce and Dirk Nowitzki opting out of their deals to get sweet free agency moolah, the plots are thickening with the payrolls. Also, somebody asked Tiger Woods where he thought LeBron would sign, which seems like a stupid question to ask him. I’d want to ask him, “Hey Tiger, see that busty, moderately-attractive brunette in the corner? Would you pay $500 million to have sex with her?” Oh, wait. He already answered that.