
BJ Upton did his best Scrappy Doo impression after teammate Evan Longoria got all up in his grill. Longoria felt that Upton didn’t give 110% when going after center field drive in yesterday’s 2-1 loss to the Diamondbacks. I haven’t seen an argument so heated since me and my buddy debated whether Wendy’s or McDonald’s had the better dollar menu. Obviously, it’s Wendy’s.
Rays center fielder B.J. Upton and All-Star third baseman Evan Longoria nearly came to blows in the dugout today after Longoria took Upton to task for pursuing a ball in what Longoria felt was a cavalier fashion.
After Arizona’s Rusty Ryal hit a ball into the gap between left and center field in the top of the fifth inning, Upton appeared to pursue it at less than full speed. Ryal motored to third for a triple, a key base to attain with just one out. Gerardo Parra rendered that somewhat moot by following with a two-run home run to provide the winning margin.
Between innings, Longoria approached Upton about the play and the two had several verbal exchanges. Teammates had to restrain Upton after Longoria walked away. –USAToday
Rays manager Joe Maddon said that Longoria’s actions represented a feeling that was shared with his teammates. The two must have had a pretty serious heart to heart, as both have said that beef has been squashed. The Rays HR department had Dick Vitale arbitrate the conflict resolution. “You guys are both awesome with a capital A! Let’s all be PTP-ers and have a calm discussion where we talk about our feelings! Evan, how did BJ’s play make you feel?” They should send Dickey V to the West Bank to find a peaceful resolution to that crisis. Video after the jump.


I will strenuously disagree with you on the Dollar Menus. McD’s has the superior double cheeseburger while Wendy’s has the better chicken sandwich. The tiebreaker is fries and Wendy’s fries are horseshit. And Dave Thomas raped me.
“got all up in his grill”
“since me and my buddy debated whether Wendy’s or McDonald’s had the better dollar menu.”
“as both have said that beef has been squashed. ”
Looking forward to lunch time are ya?
@EP my tiebreaker lies in the Frosty, which Wendy’s offers for 99 cents. It’s really just a cup full of soft serve, but that’s all I’m looking for.
You, sir, are incorrect! McChicken is crispy. It is delicious!
Use of any percentage over 100 makes me want to pull my fucking hair out.
I was at this game, BJ didn’t hustle and Evan called him out. Ive seen cuter fights in little league…not that I go to little league games…
PJ Carlisimo thinks Upton coulda put some mustard on it