The women’s tennis world is abuzz after Venus Williams laid a hurting on Patty Schnyder in the first round of women’s action at the French Open. Venus won convincingly in back-to-back sets, topping Schnyder 6-3 in both contests. Yep, people are super excited over Williams’ tennis skills… *receives paper from Punte’s messenger hawk* Oh neat, it’s a phot-OH DEAR GOD!!!
Tennis be damned, said Williams, who arrived at Roland Garros yesterday apparently running late from a bachelorette party. Her lacey, frilly, far-too-revealing outfit is surprisingly not an indication of a new endorsement deal with Trashy Lingerie, but a testament to her new “motif” for this year, as she told reporters. That motif, Michael? It’s illusion.
Make me blind with acid, Busted Racquet:
Despite looking more like she was auditioning for a spot at a 19th century cabaret than playing in the year’s second Grand Slam event, Venus won with ease, 6-3, 6-3. She wore a similar can-can style outfit earlier this year in Miami.
Venus said the look was all about “illusion,” but didn’t state whether she’d wear it again during the tournament. Typically, she says, she comes to a match with eight to 10 outfits.
ASYLUM POLL: Is Venus Williams’ tennis apparel over the line?
The illusion she’s referring to is possibly the pair of flesh tone shorts she wore beneath her skirt, making it appear like she was airing out the curtains. The outfit in question isn’t anything new, as Venus has a history of wearing risqué outfits to her matches. Surprisingly, I hear when she makes love she wears a suit of armor and a Sherpa coat.
Venus caused a similar stir in January when she wore a skimpy green skirt and flesh tone underwear while playing in the Australian Open, prompting the Huffington Post to dub her the “ultimate Australian Open hottie.” When reached for comment, my balls added: “Yeah, we can’t believe he invoked the Huffington Post either.”
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It created the illusion that she doesn’t have a penis.
I’d be in full support of that outfit if some hot ass Russian chick was wearing it, and fuck The Huffington Post for many reasons but mostly for dubbing Venus the “ultimate Australian Open hottie.”
Venus isn’t even in the top ten of hot tennis babes, despite her talent on the court. Although my standards are probably higher than the elderly steel-wool-in-the-crotch lesbos at THP…
I never wanted to see Patrick Ewing’s ass so seeing his twin’s ass is definitely not good either.
dubbing Venus the “ultimate Australian Open hottie.”
Dear god, the mouthfart created by that statement has overwhelmed me. Pleas send help.
If she threatens to wear that again, they should just cancel the tournament. She’s in my top 10 ugliest female athletes of all time, and closer to 1 than 10.
Are pictures of a man wearing women’s clothing really still news in 2010?
venus could force herself upon 90% of the world’s men
Classless whore.
I never saw a monkey play tennis so well
All the guys commenting about the level of Venus’ looks can eat a di*k. Your junk is so small you’ll piss on your balls. You talk crap because you wouldn’t know what to do with a woman like that. Little penis jackasses
Piss up a rope Big Mic. Nice moronic insults in response to other’s insults. How clever, plus some good old fashioned misandry to boot. She’s an ugly troll, and everyone that’s not trying to prop up the turd of women’s tennis can see it. Hell, a blind man could see it.
Let’s lay off the racism, fellas. It’s 2010.
It’s “reverse” racism to pretend a girl isn’t ugly just because she’s black.
I really find it amazing that so many men are calling Venus an ugly monkey, or just saying that she is unattractive, but then again most of the men saying it are White men and Venus is a dark skinned Black woman. Common sense tells me that it is definitely a preference thing in respect to race. The people commenting that Russian chicks are hot but say Venus looks like a man, are so blind to their racial bias that they haven’t paid attention to the fact that Venus and those long legged Russian women have the exact same build, just a different skin tone. There are people that are claiming that she is nude when in actuality she has on the same type of shorts the other players wear, only they are brown. If Venus was White wearing brown shorts their would be no problem, if Venus was wearing white shorts there would be no problem. Last but not least there are people commenting and the media is making a big deal about what Venus is wearing when in actuality the outfit that she is wearing covers more of her body than what the female tennis player usually wears, some even wear two pieces. Seems to me that this is a situation where people are showing their inbred racial bias, not thinking logically and making a dissemination after mindful thought. People should really think before they speak, when the opposite occurs people tend to look poorly.
Racist comments are really out of place. On the other hand she looked totally trashy in that outfit, the only illusion that it created was that of a brothel.
I’m not saying That Venus is Ugly because she’s black. She is just hideous, and yes, she is a great athlete but I prefer to see any beautiful Russian chicks playing even if she losses than a dude with a dress.
Dub_SG (AKA Venus Williams) said: “The people commenting that Russian chicks are hot but say Venus looks like a man, are so blind to their racial bias that they haven’t paid attention to the fact that Venus and those long legged Russian women have the exact same build, just a different skin tone.”
Venus you are so wrong , the difference between you and those Russian girls is far more than skin tone. They have pretty feminine faces and you have…well, lets be kind and just say that you are UGLY, OK we won’t mention any simian similarities. They have pretty blond hair like corn silk and you have nappy black hair like a brillo pad. They have pretty slender bodies and you have the hard muscular body of a man. They have thighs a man wants to get between and you have thighs that look like extra large hams, bone in. Please just retire, don’t you have enough money yet? Think of all the rocks you can buy now…..