At the end of each week, we pick the winners to the weekend’s hottest matchups. We call it “Weekend Picks.” For those asking, lines for today’s picks can be found on Belmont.com. Home teams are listed in ALL CAPS.

Last Night: Home Jersey Guy over Alternate Jersey Guy. From the Sportress: Holy crap, that’s a coldcocking punch right there. That’s the kind of right hook that every man dreams of throwing at least once in his life. Just beautiful.

Tonight: Sharks +130 over BLACKHAWKS. San Jose has been underperforming in this series. The Blackhawks are still staying in a hotel, despite the fact that this game is in Chicago. They’re probably safer that way, seeing as Chicago can be a pretty rough place.

Sun at DREAM, under 158. Always bet the under on the WNBA. No idea if this will hold more true or less true at the start of the season.

Reds -109 over INDIANS. Now that Grady Sizemore is on the DL, maybe LeBron could play centerfield.

Tomorrow: CELTICS -3.5 over Magic. With the C’s up 2-0 and firing on all cylinders, One has to wonder if Orlando has enough in the tank to pull out 2 of the next 3 at home. But they were so good in the first two rounds! No, Atlanta and Charlotte were just terrible.

Sunday: Lakers +2.5 over SUNS. Am I convinced that we’ll be seeing a 2008 Finals rematch? Pretty much.

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