
I stopped skateboarding when I was 14 and I realized that I’d never be any good at it. Plus all the work of constantly pushing with your foot seemed too much like running to me. This unnamed youngster will quit for two reasons. One, because his skateboard is about to be snapped in half, and two, because…well, you’ll just have to see it. And if you’re watching this at work, this would be a good time to put on some headphones. We have ourselves a screamer. Thanks, UU.


I’d feel sorry for this kid if he wasn’t a skate boarder.
Punte, what no “ouch my skateboard” tag. That thing got fucked up
Ask and ye shall receive.
His vagina must be really sore.
All the Axe body spray in the world isn’t going to make this shithead feel better.
Punte, giving the people what they want. Thanks.
More little fuckers skateboard like this and there’ll be less little fuckers skateboarding.
The audio should be a ringtone.
The sad thing is, prior to having his testicle pop, that kid sounded like Barry White.
Skate or Die, poser.