I’m really loathe to call anyone on this planet an idiot–especially one that happens to make my morning a little bit easier, but I have to question the motivation of this guy, who seemed to think that he could just run around onto the field and wave his little towel for the entire night. Sir, what exactly is your endgame here? Were you just looking to get tackled in shallow center field by guys that you pissed off by actually forcing them to chase you? Those guys hate running, man. You know they’re not going to be in a good mood when they get to you.
And then he got tased, and this might have been the first time I’ve watched a guy get tased on video and been satisfied with it. Is it “tased?” Tasered? Let’s go with “tased,” which is still better than getting hit in the face by Mike Curtis. Video’s after the jump. Come on in; the water’s great.
Here’s our fearless hero in action. Note the emphatic waving of the towel. That’s a great sports fan. via Youtube’s jrr4media.
And here’s the Mike Curtis fan hit from 1971.
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Don’t forget about DPOY James Harrison’s hit on browns fan. [www.youtube.com]
This was back when James was just a lowly special teams player who couldn’t crack the starting lineup. I think this hit caught the coaching staffs eye, and really jumpstarted his career.
The real tragedy here is that he never managed to slip Mac’s letter into Case Utley’s pocket.
It’s “Chase” you idiot.
Seriously, though, it’s pretty disturbing how cavalier people are getting about using Tasers. They fucking kill people. Would it have been necessary to shoot this guy with real bullets? No. Then it wasn’t necessary to use a Taser on him either.
a sawed off shotgun would have done the trick for me…stay off the f-ing field
Carlin was right re: land mines
Monica Seles and Tom Gamboa think this was excessive.
Unless you have huge, bouncy tits, stay off the field.
What Enrico said.
Good thing he wore his compression shorts, he might have strained his vagina!
I liked the part when he got tased.
@Zack
A Taser killing someone? If you shoot them in the eye or don’t stop shocking them maybe… Nice troll attempt lol
but damn philly’s mellowed. security had a 9 mil on his hip and left it there. an earlier, more gracious age, he would’ve put all 17 rounds into the fuck-tard trespasser, picked up a beer & a dog on the way out the gate, and maxxed out his performance based raise for the year.
@Zack – shut the fuck up. This little Ray Romano look alike runs like a girl and got exactly what he deserved in front of 40,000+ people. I’d like to shake the cop’s hand for not letting some little bitch kid get away with trying to look cool.
I remember in 2002 when two shirtless hillbillies ran onto the field and beat the hell out of the Royals 1st base coach. If you run on the field, you have to know bad things are gonna happen to you as a result. Sorry kiddo, you just got made an example out of!