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I’m not a big Paris Hilton guy. She’s more like a modern-day Princess Diana for poor white people. But she recently took part in some MMA training session with fighter Gabe Ruediger. And judging from the footage, she was training in the Congo. At least now, we won’t need night vision for the video. Watch Paris kick and punch after the jump, and then tell me that this girl hasn’t had everything handed to her since she popped out of the womb with a Tiffany spoon in her mouth. via Outside the Boxscore.


Wow. Gabe Ruediger was the guy who had to leave the Ultimate Fighter house because he couldn’t make weight. He couldn’t make the weight he normally fights at. While living in a house doing nothing but preparing to fight.
Turds of a feather…
Valtrex has been fighting her box for years.
Got a rash on your baby gash? Valtrex…
She can’t wrestle? Not so sure about that I think she can administer the Boston Crab(s) pretty well.
She gives a mean HJ though…
She’s more of a Brazillian Jiu Jitsu kind of gal. Right after that video clip, “Cowboy” Paris Hilton had that guy in a full guard, “pounding” away.
This dude just wanted to hang with Paris with his shirt off. i can’t blame him, but wow. Pathetic.