chad ocho cinco tweet pacman jones

Pacman Jones has scored an extra life. In Cincinnati. I’m as shocked as you are. The Bengals hosted him for a workout on Tuesday, and I guess that was all she wrote. Jones was getting interest from at least four different teams.

This signing makes no GD sense. Never mind that the Bengals were sixth in passing yards allowed, have two first-round draft picks at each corner already, and oh by the way Jones has started in six games in the last three years. But don’t worry, Tristate-area police, because Chad Ocho Cinco is on the case.

“PacMan Jones will be a great addition to our already solid ass defense not to mention his ability to return kicks,#hewontgetintroubleimthere” –via Twitter.

Look at the great job that Chad did with Chris Henry. And Maurice Purify, for that matter. Between Jones and Matt Jones, our new fearless disciplinarian should do quite well for himself. Just step on back, America. Nothing to see here.