And since we’re posting it, you can guess how well it turns out. I’d tell you how close he got, but I really wouldn’t want to ruin it for you. Plus, so many of you seem to be upset that I dissed Jay-Z in the last post. Sorry, I just don’t think he’s all that. Anyway, I hope you’re having a solid Cinco de Mayo so far…for me, I plan on playing Bingo tonight with the girls after I finish knitting these mittens for my granddaughter.
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That’s gonna leave a mark!
Camera operator: You knew that was gonna happen, why didn’t you move and catch all of it? Anticipation, Holms.
Punte don’t forget to change your Depens first!
Do a Barrel Roll!
I liked the part where the guy got hit in the balls by a motorcycle
Don’t fuck with Kellen Winslow, Jr.!
Fastest blowjob ever. At least until I visit Pauly’s mom tonight.