The viral ads that this electronics firm are typically enjoyable, but this one is quite mighty. In it, this youngster wields business cards with the dexterity of shuriken from days gone by. I wouldn’t want to get hit with one of those. People think I’m a big sissy as it is, and it wouldn’t help matters if I died from a paper cut. Anyway, it’s a solid video. I’d give it four stars, but I’m lazy. Enjoy it after the jump, unless you also happen to be lazy, in which case, hey! Let’s start a club! Actually, why don’t you do it. via FARK.
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How have the Washington Nationals not signed this kid to a multi-year pitching contract?
Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark!
I would have given this kid my business card but, 1. nice fucking hat, homo, and 2. all of my business cards are currently in a big ass jar at the local Subway.
+1 to La Schmoove for the American Psycho reference.