Fanhouse writer and Houston Texans fan Stephanie Stradley recently served for the second time as a judge for the team’s annual cheerleader tryouts. She really wanted to stress what an exacting role it is by explaining that a judge must sit and watch a Space Invaders-like procession of attractive 18-to-25-years-old gyrate in front of you. In addition, she put together this video from the event, adding that an actual judge would see about 10 times as many contestants and far much more dancing. To this I say, thank you Mr. Stadley for your tireless work in the field of fapology. Your efforts were not executed in vain.

But would it have killed you to focus a little more on those twin cheerleaders they have?

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