When everyone else does power rankings, they’re just a soul-crushing way to spend the end of the week as they wait for work to end. When we do Power Rankings, they kick ass.

1. It’s Always Sunny In The Penalty Box. That’s quite a handstand, sir. Via Everyone.

2. The Case Against 42. Finally, somebody had the balls to speak out against Jackie Robinson Day.

3. The Pugnacious Stylings Of Evander Kane. Do not mess with this man, for he will strike down upon you with tremendous fury. Watching Matt Cooke get coldcocked was a bonus.

4. Aussie Rules Football. I’d never seen a guy get hip-checked in the face before.

5. Girlfriends With Strong Abs And Bad Peripheral Vision. Tossing exercise balls at women’s faces never did so much for a struggling relationship.

6. Ape boxing. Everyone loves watching primates do battle. It’s just a gibbon.

7. Bacon. It’s the centerpiece of the Double Down.

8. The CFL. Fantasy football and duck-duck-goose TD celebrations are a match made in Moosejaw.

9. Team logo toast. Spread some butter on it and say, “Ahhh!”

10. Phillies fans. “Hey, look! Here‘s a guy that’s not a complete nutjob!”