The Boston Celtics’ Kevin Garnett was feeling a bit disenfranchised after playing Kevin Durant and the Oklahoma City Bombers. Durant, who might have the NBA’s best nickname as the “Durant-chula” (spelled phonetically there) went off for 37 points against a Celtics team that just lost its third game out of its last four. Garnett gave credit where it was due–to the officials.
“I thought we was playing Michael F-cking Jordan tonight, the way he was getting the whistle. Durant damn near shot more free throws than our whole team.”
Durant shot 15 free throws (and made all of them) to the Celtics’ 17. This is obviously conclusive evidence that the NBA is still rigged. Or maybe they just played half-assed D and didn’t rebound. But really, this is only up so I can post the clip of Garnett spouting off about how Durant was getting calls. Should “F-cking” be capitalized there? No?
from RedsArmy, via Deadspin.
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Yes, because the NBA clearly favors small markets like Bumpfuck, Oklahoma over marquee markets like Boston. ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!!!!!!!!!
Kevin Durant is Michael Jordan. Greg Oden is Sam Bowie.
Garnett later added “I was playing like Ron Fucking Santo out there.”
I will listen to anyone who starts a sentence with “I thought we was”. He is clearly a renaissance man.
@The_Sports_Machine Thunder play in Oklahoma City not Bumpfuck. You’re so silly. Bumpfuck is the home of the Lakers.
I’d love to be watching Durant set the net on fire every night.
I’m here in Olympia, WA and I think Clay Bennett and the city of Seattle can each suck on one half of my hairy marble bag…