Hoo boy. While I have to vehemently disagree with the title given to this video by the person who uploaded it to YouTube – “Coolest guys ever at Celtics game 04/09/10″ – I have to admit they have performed a tremendous pubic, er, public service by revealing what really goes on in the luxury suites at the TD Garden in Boston:
Simulated oral sex.
Not that there’s anything wrong with it. Wait, for once, there is actually something wrong with it. What could possibly inspire a man (wearing a pair of Bad Idea Jeans, no doubt) to grab his buddy’s head and pull it down repeatedly towards his manhood in a horrifyingly-inappropriate act of feigned fellatio? Other than latent homosexuality, of course. Ten seconds of awkward, overly-aggressive, face-to-crotch action follows.
Once again, hoo boy.
[H/T Busted Coverage]
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IMA FAYG? YORE-A FAYG! Tawmee’s sister Karen says you didn’t touch heratawl when you took her to go see that fackin’ Valentime’s Day movie. What are ya, queeyah?
Hey how else was he gonna pay back his friend for the sweet skybox tickets?
boston fans = homos
What the hell is Charlie Kelly doing in Boston?
I’ve done the same thing to my buddy when passing a school bus on the highway. It’s hilarious to see the faces of those third graders.
bromosexual tension in boston? well i never.