Here’s a screencap of a video featuring Dany Heatley of the San Jose Sharks–and some random girl–throwing out the first pitch at a recent San Francisco Giants game. Lo and behold, it’s Heatley that throws the ball like a girl while the actual girl manages to get it to the plate. Smooth move, Dany.
There’s so many things going on here that my head’s about to explode. First of all, why do they have two people throwing out the first pitch? Wouldn’t that make them the ceremonial first and second pitches? And take note that Heatley is standing in the GD grass and still can’t get it to the plate without a one-hop. Of course, I really need to temper expectations of a guy that killed his best friend in a car crash in 2003. That really wasn’t meant to be funny. Thanks, Doug.
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That tramatizing moment is going to lead to his trade request immediately from San Jose. That’s how Danny boy rolls.
There once was an NHL hockey video game that spelled his first name Deny.
I always thought that vehicular manslaughter improved your pitching prowess.
why is MLB such a friggin c*nt when it comes to have ANYTHING on youtube.
Hey MLB – got take a long walk off a short pier.
Your sport sucks!
For real man? It’s Dany Heatley. He’s one of the best players in the NHL. Who the f*ck are you? So what he didn’t play baseball. He’s German born, and Canadian raised; neither of which are baseball hotbeds. Canada’s national sport is lacrosse, which is played during baseball season. Assuming you’re American born. You’re a blog writing talent correct? You go to Japan to contribute to a blog that is “so well known” and “pays super well.” One of their most popular sports is sumo wrestling. If you got asked to throw out the first flab rippling hit on some massive dude would you look good doing it? No you’d look like a sh*thead trying to do something you never had before, but you’d probably still do it. Not a valid point? Again assuming you’re American born, how about hockey then? That’s a popular sport here. Maybe you played, in all actuality you probably didn’t though. How would you look on skates, shooting a puck at an empty net? You’d probably be ankle bending your way out to the blue line, or even the top of the circles, perhaps with a puck girl on each arm, holding you up. I read your sh*t sometimes, and I’m alright with it for the most part, but really? It’s not like you can make the argument that Dany Heatley isn’t a good athlete, again he’s one of the best players in the NHL. To list a few he just won a gold medal, he could very well win a cup this year, and he is tied for the most goals ever scored in an NHL all star game, plus a shootout goal in that game. Who am I right? Just some college kid, so I’m not sh*t to you. I do however assess things before I write aimlessly about them only for the purpose of getting my two cents in. Yeah Dan Snyder died with Heatley driving, but at the time Snyder was 25, and Heatley was only 22; you have to figure he was right next to him egging Dany on to drive the Ferrari faster than he already was. Snyder’s parents even forgave Heatley, they sat on his side in court, and were strongly against further penalties than what he got, which probably kept him from getting more than probation. Dany Heatley owns his own location of residence; you “stay in mom’s basement rent-free.” Talk sh*t when you know the occasion you’re sh*tting on.