Slap-happy grandpappy Brett Favre is feeling a twinge of guilt, seeing as how he still hasn’t told the Vikings whether he will return for another season with the team, and likely won’t until right before training camp ends in August. Actually, that’s not true, he just wants to plug one of his many sponsors, so he decided to have a pair of Wrangler jeans waiting for every member of the team who showed up at the team’s voluntary off-season workouts. That’s much better than Favre actually putting in effort.
“I need to break them in a little bit, they are kind of stiff,” punter Chris Kluwe joked.
Well, of course. You didn’t think Old Man Favre would give them any of those hoodlum jeans he used to see sagging around wisenheimers’ knees back in the olden times of the 20th century, did you? If you can bend your knees, they ain’t real jeans. That’s what they say back in Kiln, before they shot on, on account of knee bending.