‘G’day Mate!’ Aussie Footballer Coldcocked

The featured gentleman in this post is Hawthorn’s Jordan Lewis, of Aussie rules football fame. Lewis decides to chase down a ball in the vicinity of Bulldogs player Jarrod Harbrow and gets totally leveled for his trouble. You can tell by the way the arms jut out from his body. It’s as if he’s trying to doggie-paddle toward that white light.

Enjoy the hit after the jump, and then celebrate the carnage with a 25-ounce can of beer that tastes like watered down motor oil. Or don’t. Hey, I’m not your mother. You can do whatever you want. via Sporting Blog, via @ShaneBacon.