Sunday capped off an impressive day of golf at The Masters, one that saw that one guy that doesn’t cut his hair win his third green jacket at Augusta National. But Phil Mickelson, who was in Sunday’s final pairing with that other guy that choked away the lead, wasn’t the day’s only shining star.
- Korean-looking American Anthony Kim and actual Korean K.J. Choi fired a 65 and 69, respectively. Choi, who was paired with Tiger Woods on Sunday, had a chance to get surge up the leaderboard but had trouble with his putts. That’s interesting since over the last five months, we’ve learned that Tiger also had issues with his putz.
- No, seriously, Choi looked anything but comfortable heading up the back nine, playing like a guy who was about to be assassinated by Kim Jong-il at any given time. Still, Kim and Choi finished third and fourth, respectively, which is a lot better than the Polish president did this weekend.
- Fred Couples, age 50, fell out of contention early Sunday and finished the day at two under. He took sixth.
- Tiger’s bizarre three putt on 14, where he missed a hasty four-footer, took away what chance he had of catching Mickelson. He finished with a 69, which is hilarious. If you’re twelve.
- We get it. Amy Mickelson has cancer.
- Let’s hope that Jim Nantz’ call of “One for the family” after Mickelson’s win was more in support of Amy’s battle than a philanderer (Nantz) presumably calling out another philander. It seems like dubious timing for a guy screwing around on his wife
- Phil Mickelson is a fat douchebag. I’m not the first one to say this, but the only reason he hasn’t cheated on his wife is because there is no other woman out there that would have sex with Phil Mickelson. Man boobs and inappropriately long hair is fine…if you’re Mark Henry.
- Seriously, why are we championing Phil for not sleeping around? That’s like praising Gabourey Sidibe for not posing in Playboy. Too many people with common sense would prevent that from happening. conceivable
So I’m perfectly content to ignore golf now until the US Open, or until Tiger Woods enters another tournament. I really don’t have a problem with Phil winning, he’s talented enough, but parading him around on TV like he’s some hero of virtue really pisses me off. The guy won a golf tournament. It’s not like he…uh…cured cancer or anything.
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Phil is a douche, but then so are 98% percent of golfers on the Tour. Would’ve been great to see Couples win at 50, or a young gun like Kim whose putter was on fire towards the end. Good for Phil though, that 2nd shot through the trees defined “cojones”.
The Polish prez joke was a nice touch.
/never too soon
WTF is your problem bashing on Phil, he and his family went trough a tough year and he still managed to win The Masters. He earned 38 millions last year,how much did YOU earn?
“parading him around on TV like he’s some hero of virtue really pisses me off. The guy won a golf tournament. It’s not like he…uh…cured cancer or anything.”
No, but if the winner was (hypothetically) half black and half asian and also (hypothetically) free of scandal, everyone in the sports world would be bending over backward to slurp his schlong for beating whitey ON HIS OWN GROUND.
But since this latest schmuck is white, and not a cheater (for whatever reason) well, he’s fair game, I guess.
No, but if the winner was (hypothetically) half black and half asian and also (hypothetically) free of scandal, everyone in the sports world would be bending over backward to slurp his schlong for beating whitey ON HIS OWN GROUND.
This is a terrific point. I guess I’m expecting CBS to realize that a guy winning the tournament doesn’t need all the lavish fanfare. I’m less likely to see that than the cockpit of a Chinese fighter jet.
When Phil comes to The Memorial, he fucks everything in sight so please take it easy on the family man shit, MSM.
I was watching a bit of the Tom Watson ’78 Masters and it’s kinda funny how EVERY caddy then was black. I mean seriously what does a black guy know about golf? Except for Chubbs from Happy Gilmore of course.
“I guess I’m expecting CBS to realize that a guy winning the tournament doesn’t need all the lavish fanfare.”
Well, at least if he’s white.
Watching the media (including sites like this) trip over their politically correct dicks about Tigger has been amusing, to say the least.
“I mean seriously what does a black guy know about golf?”
RACIST!
/sarc
This begs the real question: which is Tigger better at, golf, or sluts?
I’m a friend of Nantz and I can tell you that family jab was aimed directly between Tiger’s eyes. He can’t stand the cocksucker. And also, Phil gets around. And so did his wife… Because they are swingers. Yup.
Phil sacked up yesterday. You can’t take that away from him. He’s annoying as fuck and just plain gumpy to look at, but at least he always makes it interesting.
Phil Mickelson is a fat douche-bag huh?
Can’t decide which cliche I want to use, “pot calling the kettle” or “takes one to know one.”