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So Dwyane Wade apparently robbed a bellhop right before the Celtics blew out the Heat. Without Kevin Garnett. Nice work, Miami.

I was out in Vegas last week (more on that later today) and the thing that always gets me are the doormen that stand out there and expect a tip for flagging down cabs. How hard can that job possibly be? THERE’S A GD LINE OF CABS JUST SITTING THERE. This is not difficult.

Anyway, nice jacket, sir. But the Heat weren’t the only ones having an off-night. We’re obviously a bit behind today, but we’ll rally and make everything awesome again. And then we’ll steal a tie from the concierge and talk about how we weren’t getting any calls, because that’s what we do.