Take this video as a precaution not to stray too close to the next furry convention in your town. These guys can move. Maybe they’re starting to make their costumes with breatheable fabrics along with dickholes, or something. Either that, or this is the most athletic furry fetishist of all time.

The footage comes from last month’s Hong Kong Rugby Sevens. Quite an impressive feat by the guy in the cat costume. His friend just quits right at the outset, but Kitty Cat Man jumped from one goalpost, dashed to the middle of the field, danced around with the ball, then put some impressive jukes on security to make it to the stands on the other end. Also nice was the decision of the officials at the stadium to be playing The Pretenders Proclaimers “I’m Gonna Be (500 Miles)” while the action transpired. With the courage gleaned from his flight from security, no doubt that there is no distance Kitty Cat Man would not cross to be in hirsute arms of his beloved in a centaur costume. I guess maybe that’s hooves then.