Venezuelan champion boxer Edwin Valero was jailed on charges of going O.J. Simpson on his wife in a hotel room, but he figured out a way to avoid trial. He hung himself in his jail cell using his clothes. Yeah, that was probably a bad way to set that up.
Valero had two children, a 7-year-old boy and a 5-year-old girl.
Valero’s manager, Jose Castillo, said the boxer should never have been allowed out of the rehabilitation center.
“This is a huge tragedy for the world of boxing, we are so sad,” he told reporters. –WaPo.
Before the incident, Valero was in rehab battling an alcohol addiction, which is a phrase I never really understood. If I eat a ham and cheese sandwich, I’m not battling the sandwich. I’m eating it. But I guess it’s different when one fights other people for a living, and, really, is the hero of his countrymen. I feel bad for the kids. To lose both parents in such a sudden and bizarre way is truly sad.


When I eat a ham & cheese sandwich I make that sandwich my bitch.
Maybe he killed himself when he realized what a shitty tattoo he got on his chest.
I’d kill myself too if I had Hugo Chavez on my chest. Now if that Chavez’ first name was Chanel….
29-0…29 KO’s
Why’d you change the title? I laughed so hard I almost cried…
@Tatum I’m trying to get that aisle seat on the bus ride to Hell, instead of the window seat.
Chris Benoit is not impressed.
snatch this penis from my hand
Does this make him 29-1 or 30-0?
Sweet Steven Seagal tattoo. [sunglasses] guess he didn’t see “Hard To Kill” YEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
He wasn’t battling alcohol. He was battling the addiction. Like you’d be battling the addiction to food if you went on a diet.
That came out like a fat joke. It wasn’t supposed to be. I’m too fat to make fat jokes.
“This is a huge tragedy for the world of boxing” What? What about a tragedy for the families and children you dumbfucks