COMPUTER LAB

At the end of each week, we pick the winners of the weekend’s most pants-droppingly awesome matchups. Home teams are in ALL CAPS.

Tonight. Thunder -1 over RAPTORS. I hear this Kevin Durant guy is pretty good.

Saturday. WOLVES +1 over Aston Villa. I’m naming my first child “Wolves.” Boy or girl, I don’t give a damn either way.

SHEFFIELD +0 (+125) over Doncaster. I would call this a homer pick, but I don’t live in England.

Kansas State over BYU. K-State once employed Bob Huggins. Mormons had to create a loophole in their religion to drink Mountain Dew.

Sunday. HAWKS over Spurs. The Spurs are getting old, and this is awfully late for them to be out on a weeknight.

Thanks for reading this week. We will have some postage up this weekend. If you want to see anything besides blase’ tourney recaps, make your presence felt in the comments.